i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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