don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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