Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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