Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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