he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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