I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
We named our party play list daddy issues
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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