dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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