I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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