Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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