just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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