I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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