She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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