Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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