Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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