I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
