i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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