my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Every concussion has its silver lining
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
