Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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