We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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