I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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