Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
