Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
