spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Found your dick twin last night
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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