You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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