On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Did I show you my penis last night?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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