What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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