I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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