This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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