is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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