Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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