I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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