I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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