Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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