If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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