You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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