u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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