the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
