I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
