They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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