Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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