you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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