If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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