You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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