Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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