Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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