remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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