Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
