belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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