yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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