You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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